Recycled Dog Hair and a Double Pissing

There is not a single New York moment from the day that can hold up to the evening's shenanigans.  First, there was a conversation with Zo about recycling in which she decided that as soon as we get home we're focusing extra hard on recycling everything from bottles and cans to dog hair.  Long story, especially since we don't have a dog.  Next, there was Zo waking up in the middle of the night having caught herself starting to wet the bed...unfortunately she just barely caught herself and Daddy ended up feet first in a tub scrubbing a palm sized pee stain out of a sheet that he doesn't even own...Zed then spent the rest of the night wrestling with herself and keeping her 2am pee sheet scrubbing Dad awake, which was perfect for the 4am bed wetting that her BFF, Elle, did in the bed right beside her...pull ups on and everything.

Dear Universe...you are as equally amusing as you are a total roaring b!tch.