Is it Spring yet?

I need a good dose of awesome people. I do.  I need to be surrounded by people who:

a/ Get it

b/ Don't own ties.

c/ Don't have degrees or diplomas displayed prominently on their walls.

d/ Smile and laugh a lot.

e/ Like me.

f/ Aren't total flakes.

g/ Don't want to talk about what I do.

h/ Like the same things that I like.

i/ Aren't trying to seem smarter than what they are.

j/ Are generous and kind.

k/ Have lax attitudes about recreational drug use and/or drinking and driving.

So that last one was obviously a joke, and if it wasn't obvious than perhaps you should remove yourself from the list of candidates.  I simply ran out of ideas and thought that might be a fun one.  Of course, there are probably way more requirements, but it's 6:30 in the morning and I'm kinda out of it.

I really could use evening after evening of hassle free awesomeness right now, with hassle free people, entertaining ourselves with hassle free things that typically entertain, and maybe we could even be a little mean to other people...you know, quietly.  A night of mutual complaining would be SO welcome that I have a hard time articulating it's awesomeness.  Sometimes you just need to complain.

So, who's in?  Applications are currently being accepted.  No experience required.

All I really need on a day to day basis is for people to be nice to me.  That's it.  Just be kind, think of me, and generally, you know, enjoy that notion, but don't linger on it. No, you certainly don't have to linger on anything, but hopefully the idea feels like warm sun on your face, and then you move on quietly...perhaps with a little tiny pile...you know, like an ant hill size pile, of enthusiasm that we might spend some time together. That would be good.  I would like that.

If we're being perfectly honest I want it to be Gala Days right now and every day forever and ever, amen, but it's not, and so I must solicit good people to spend these cold winter days near.  I propose a Mutual Admiration Society in which we semi-regularly meet some place underwhelming and enjoy one another.  That should happen pronto.

Sorry...I just wanted to use the term "pronto"...

l/ You must have no qualms about using the word pronto in any social context.

m/ You should like to drink in the afternoon.

n/ You have to consider hot dogs haute cuisine.

o/ You would happily skip a day at....THAT's IT!!

I just had THE MOST SPECTACULAR IDEA OF ALL TIME.  Momentary happiness achieved.  Stay tuned. Oh my, this is good...wonderful even...or perhaps just flat out #$%&ing awesome, you know, depending on your linguistic leanings.

p/ Must enjoy swearing.