Sometimes I Give So Much That It Hurts...

If you're a Chicago White Sox fan, and you lend me your apartment for the better part of a week (the kindest of gestures I'll have you know) and Christmas rolls around, then you can probably count on me mailing you a gift that looks like this.

I hope you enjoy this very special blue and white something that, of course, you can never wear in your neighborhood.  Thanks for the apartment loan good sir.  Merry Christmas Byers Family.