Friend Making Machine

Lately Zed's been a friend making maniac...a machine of kindly affection and welcoming eyes. She's a one girl mutual admiration society, and it's impressive...if not disarming. This kid makes friends so fast it makes you worry. She's got more friends than I do. There are gymnastics friends, and swimming friends, and park friends, and school friends, and friends of friend's friends...friends we can't tell apart...it's crazy. And she hasn't even started school yet! Sure, she goes to a school three times a week for The Early Learning Program...you know two and a half hours of "let's get ready for school" type stuff, but not school, not real honest to goodness school. Wheree'd all of my friends go? Zoey's social life kicks mine in the #%s. Maybe I need more birthday parties and play dates. That's probably it. Wo wants a play date?