Instagram, although frustrating in how it makes everyone think they're Peter f#$%ing Beard, is cool...but not as cool as Instagramma! Of course it isn't.
Instagramma lived here during the week with us for two years! Two years of Zoey and Gramma and a house full of womanly influence and patience and teaching...but now she can only come by every now and again. Zo misses her, and says as much pretty regularly...and don't think that there's not a Gramma influence on how great that little girl has turned out so far, because the truth is there's been an enormous one. Maybe with some luck Maggie gets some of the same down the road.
She raised two boys, got all of the hardships that comes with two dirty, fighting, ignorant boys...and now she's swamped with granddaughters...three out of five grandchildren are girls...and who'd have thought that she'd have had the chance to help raise them after all that boy nonsense. Instagramma's kind of in her glory these last thirteen years.