Defining Easy...

Easy is driving an hour and three-quarters to a friend's place on a week day afternoon with the intention of spending a couple of hours hanging out, and then not leaving with your little, tired family until well after 10pm...happy.

There's that definition and then there's the one where that girl, from that other school, who went to your prom with that kinda sketchy dude, and ended up, shamelessly, making out with two other guys before getting caught in the bathroom with a third one, and all over the span of one achingly slow Journey song, Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven, and the bulk of a Making Love Out of Nothing at All, which in a way, was kinda her theme song.  That's an entirely different definition for the same word.