Three Year Olds Have Different Ideas About How to Make the Perfect Hamburger

Dustin Wellman, please pay attention. You will absolutely not see this on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. No way. Apparently THIS is how you season a burger due for the grill. It looks gross but the sprinkles just melt away, and of course, the child doesn't want to eat it once it's cooked anyway.

Cooking with a three year old is an adventure minus logic, or any familiar sense of reasoning whatsoever...but it's fun.

I think our foodie friends Mel and Elle would be awfully proud of this effort.