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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Don't Eat Gummy Bears at Midnight...Seriously. Don't.

Tonight I ate pizza, drank several Rolling Rock beers, then ate more pizza, and then devoured gummy bears with a pregnant woman at midnight. That's right, I said pregnant, but at the moment that's not what matters. I think I might puke.

Today's lesson? Don't ever eat handfuls of gummy bears at midnight, ever. Well, that, and also come up with better ways to tell everyone that you're expecting another child.

I feel terrible. Mostly it's the gummy bears, but also that horrifically insensitive baby announcement too. That was bad.

BTW...when I searched Gummy Bears and Pregnant on Flickr, I got this frightening search result. Now I feel nauseous and traumatized, but not pregnant. That's June. She's pregnant. We feel nauseous for very different reasons.


Blogger Elizabeth said...

Fantastic news! Not the nauseous part, but obviously the June being knocked up part. Hooray!!!

February 11, 2012 at 8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Heartfelt Congratulations to you all!!! What is going to happen to the Zoey blog....will she have to share it or will there be a new one?
And that is one nasty search result!

February 12, 2012 at 8:41 PM  
Blogger Brian DeWagner said...

M.A....Dunno what we're gonna do with the blog. Of course we need to change the title, but "The Zoey Blog" is the #1 Google search result, so that's hard to give up. I dunno.

February 12, 2012 at 9:00 PM  

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