Dangerous is a four letter word that begins with Z

When your daughter starts to challenge her mother in the "I'm borrowing your accessories, like this toque, and looking better in it than you do...respectfully speaking" department, then you're in trouble.

Zo stole June's favorite winter hat and made it her own. I mean really made it her own. We're well aware that if she keeps this up adolescence is going to be a dangerous and difficult time for us what with having to bury all those smitten boys in the backyard.