Nephews and Three Toed Sloths

Uncle and nephew, in their dangerous hours of unfettered foolishness, have decided that three toed sloths would be terrible travel companions, certainly terrible on game days when you're running late, and they may, perhaps, list "waiting" as one of their best attributes. They would also make terrible hide and seek companions, and would be the absolute worst choice for a pit crew. Since they mostly hang upside down we also thought that maybe climbing down out of their tree to go to the bathroom was a wiser choice than just going upside down.

Shrug...yeah, I dunno...that's the kind of stuff that we talk about.