The Zoey Blog: What To Do With a Dusty Infestation FINAL - COVER UNIVERSE EXPLORERS ORDER


Monday, September 26, 2011

What To Do With a Dusty Infestation

Dusty

Apparently there are these things that live in Zoey's walls called Dustys. Neither June nor I have any idea what they look like 'cause Zo keeps changing their appearance for either her own entertainment value, or ours. She has dreams about them, she occasionally plays with them, and they think that she's cute.

Dustys are little things that look like spiders, but they only have two legs...they're black, never any other color, just black...they like like to crawl on your head, and the baby ones are nice. The bigger ones aren't so nice. They mostly come out at night, but sometimes during the day. Zoey thinks the baby ones are cute.

Oh, and sometimes they look like a hockey puck.

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Whatever you do, don't squish them. Just be nice to the baby ones and the big ones will leave you alone...we think.

1 Comments:

Blogger Aunt Netta said...

You and Zo should go in a partnership and write a couple kids books. Yup, I really think you should. I'd buy them, just like your T-shirts. I'd be that loser #1 fan you call Aunt Netta that's first in line for everything.

September 26, 2011 at 8:03 PM  

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