What the expletive...

A new Zoey Blog feature...

WHAT THE #%&! IS THIS...

Seriously, what the #%&! is this? That's ridiculous.

Oh...wow...what the #%&! is this? That's cool. I wanna do that.

What the #%&! is this nonsense? Now that's cool.

Alright. What the #%&! is this? No seriously...what the #%&! is that?

What the #%&! is this, and why don't I have one?

Someone somewhere in Dallas (or on Adelaide Street in Woodstock) is thinking, What the #%&! is this? right now...and they should be.

Jesus H. Delman Young. What the #%&! is this!? That sounds incredible!

Hmmm, What the #%&! is this? It's mega bad @S$, that's what it is.

Whoa! What the #%&! is this!? Perfection, I think. Gerry, get out your tool belt. I'll need a lot of help.

Ahahaha...what the #%&! is this!? It's the kind of Japanese cuisine that this gaijin can manage with smooth results.

Oh my. What the #%&! is this!? It's our lunch tomorrow, that's what!

What the #%&! is this? His name is Tayshaun Prince and he's our next family member.

You know what the #%&! this is? It's Zoey at fourteeen I hope.

I know what the #%&! this is. It's my new mantra, that's what.

I'll start with this.