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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Hey Look...Free Unsolicited Advice



It's a good idea to keep an eye on your ice cream when in the company of leacherous scum like your Dad. That's good advice. Write that down.

Here's some more good advice...

Find a big river that requires big beautiful bridges to span it...if there are big boats floating around, even better...even cooler if the river separates two countries.

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Don't settle for anything less than a playground and an ice cream shop beneath it...bring a couple of beautiful girls if you can swing it...pay particular attention to the girl that is amazed by it all and likes to throw rocks into the fast moving current...do it as often as you can...but in the end it's probably most important to keep an eye on your ice cream.

Oh...and bring a photographer for best results.

1 Comments:

Blogger M. said...

Oooh, did you go to the homemade ice cream place? It's the only one I know in Sarnia, and it's close to the fries. I base a lot of my directions on food.

August 17, 2011 at 2:11 PM  

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