Knights of The Asphalt Table

Zed's become increasingly curious about knights and castles, a by-product of all those princess stories, I'm sure. She wants to see pictures of castles, she's baffled by the armor slung from the shoulders of knights, and then there's that whole business of dragons and magic etc...intriguing etc...She's smitten.

Now if we can just get her to call Lancelot by his proper name instead of the one she presently uses indiscriminately...

Parkinglot.

Oh my.