Draft Dodgers and Hiccups

Battling a bout of hiccups le Zed was having a difficult time falling asleep. Her Dad was laying right beside her trying to help said munchkin catch some afternoon winks and could feel the torso seizing hiccups in his own chest. They quietly sat up and crept to the bathroom for a drink of water. As Dad pleaded nearly a whole glass of water down Zo's throat she sighed an enormous sigh and smiled.

"They're all gone Daddy," she said.

"Are they?" He asked curiously. "I wonder where they went?"

"I dunno," she replied and then paused, "I think maybe they went to Canada," she added.

Canada huh? The true north, strong and free...safe haven for draft dodgers and more recently, hiccups.