Poddy Like a Rock Star

Tonight Zoey told me that she wanted to use the poddy to pee. She was sitting in my lap, wrapped in a towel,having just exited the bath. She warned me that if I didn't let her go she was going to pee on my lap. That's what she said. Then she ran for the crapper and peed on her poddy. No cue, no coaxing, just a warning to Dad that if he didn't want wet pants he'd better let her get to it.

Sigh...joy.