WARNING: Dangerous Drunken Dumbshow in Red Hook

Just a casual heads up. If you happen to be driving around the Fairway parking lot down in Red Hook, and you see this half-Japanese freakshow driving around in circles, steering with her knees, eating Pad Thai from a tinfoil container, and chugging Sierra Nevada Pale Ale...I wouldn't park there. I probably wouldn't drive or walk or linger in any way, shape, or form there. You might want to shop somewhere else, in fact.