The Comprehensive Measure of Zedder's Basketball IQ
Debu, quite possibly the World's best and simultaneously annoying cat/friend...but he has no game.
When I asked Zoey if Debu could fly. She said, no, emphatically. Then I asked her if Debu could swim. She shook her head and giggled,no, then turned away. As she was busy focusing on something far less ridiculous as her Dad, and much less trying, I asked her if Debu could play basketball to which she confidently retorted...
"Debu can't play basketball because he has paws." She practically rolled her eyes at the notion.
Of course, how could I have suggested such a preposterous idea. There's no way Debu could play basketball. She reasoned further...
First, he was too little.
Second, he has paws, not fingers.
Lastly, HE'S A CAT!