Zoey at 17

We've decided that Zoey will grow up in film and television related and/or defined phases or stages...that's right. We're going to count on her being exactly like various film and/or television characters throughout her life. Please, don't second guess this pointless decision of ours. Live your own life and quit judging ours, okay...

Anyway...

We fully expect Zoey to grow up to be like Lindsay from Freaks and Geeks. She's cool, and smart. Then she can grow up and be Tina Fey.

That's about all I have to say.