More fun than anyone ever...
Today Dad and Zoey got a little stupid with their fake mustaches...a lot stupid actually. Dad carves quite a mean 'stache out of an old apple sauce box. Zo didn't even mind the looks of it all that much. She was even game to wear one herself. So with a little help from Dad, and more tolerance than we ever thought she'd have, we gave it a whirl.
We could hardly manage the feat as everyone, including Zedder was laughing so hard. Surely, any witness would have thought that this whole family had some seriously dented DNA. We were flopping around the kitchen floor, snapping photos, laughing, and affixing faux mustaches all while the rest of the world was wishing they were having as much fun. I gotta say, I thought I looked alright but this kid wears the absolute hell out of a mustache. She looks great...better than me.
I can't believe we waited this long before making fake mustaches. What were we thinking? Do yourself a favor and the next time you have a lazy afternoon of nothing, bust out the scissors and some old cardboard...get to snipping and carve yourself out a mustache. You won't regret it. Trust us, there are lots and lots of things that you'll regret more than making yourself a handsome faux 'stache...such as:
Robbing a bank...sure, seems like a good idea at the time but if you've ever watched the last scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, well, you'd just get a second job.
Asking a girl to pop pimples on your back on the first date... We shouldn't really even have to tell you how bad of an idea this is. You'd regret it the instant you thought it.
Riding a bike with no seat... Kinda self explanatory.
Seeing Maroon 5 live in concert... Trust me, it's a mistake...a big embarrassing mistake.
Tattoos of cartoon characters... You can tell someone over and over again how stupid Captain Caveman looks carved into their thigh but they'll never listen. Actually, a Captain Caveman tattoo would be completely forgivable and probably only slightly regrettable.
Buying that Frampton tee last summer... I don't really have to explain this one...beg for forgiveness, maybe, but never explain.