The Zoey Blog: Getting Acquainted with the Bathroom FINAL - COVER UNIVERSE EXPLORERS ORDER

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Getting Acquainted with the Bathroom

I drove home from whichever school I was at this afternoon (sometimes I lose track) and a morning full of stern faced lawyers and even sterner (that should be a word) judges, and had to work hard not to blow a chunk or two out the window. It seems I've caught Zo's gift of a bug too, so now the Zedder's hit list reads:

1. Grandma

2. Dad

Who's next? My money's on June, but then she usually eludes generalizations so I could be wrong.

Yikes I feel like popo. Dead dreary and stomach flippy...I believe those are the medical terms used to describe this stomach virus that I seem to have inherited from my daughter. I'm not quite sure which end I should point at the toilet and that's typically a very, very bad turn of events. I'm just thankful that I'm still in the frame of mind that I can decipher which one I'm better off engaging in. I've been in worse states, and in those moments clarity was questionable.

Today, I came home to a sleeping Zo (Thank whatever God you choose) and so I could fall into bed without any obstacles. I slept for about an hour and the when I woke up I had a treasure chest of Zoey gifts on the bed beside me...there was Crosby, Stills, and Nash, a wide assortment of finger puppets, the Fever Pitch DVD, a tactile play thingy, a large stuffed pig, and her travel kit including thermometer, mucus sucker, nail clippers, etc...I also woke to an odd assortment of dirty laundry from Zo's laundry bag....Oh, and a sleeping cat, although I don't imagine that Zedder had anything to do with that. It was a nice way to wake up, although opening my eyes and feeling better would have been preferred.

Ugh...someone punch me in the face.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You haven't seen your naked grandmother climbing up your leg with a knife in her teeth yet have you? I'll throw the radio in the tub with you when white rabbit peaks, maybe hit you with a grapefruit........crazy shit.


February 25, 2010 at 10:13 PM  

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