- 87.4% of evening television
- Calling someone who never calls you
- Checking your email
- Six times out of ten, the laundry
- The NBA free agent class of 2010
- Wondering why Steve Stamkos was picked #1 and Not Drew Doughty
- Drinking tasty boozes
- Shopping for Olympic gear
- Whether or not Rich Rod survives 2010
- Shoveling snow
- Facebook status updates
- Performance evaluations
- Dessert
- Fourth place
- Pre-season rankings
- Bachelor parties
- Journalistic hubris
- Batting averages
- Air miles
- Post-game, on ice celebrations with beer, champagne and cigars
- Floor seats
- Parenting advice
- The opinion of vice-principals
- The performance of Mite, Tyke, Novice, and Atom hockey referees
- Washing your jeans after each use
- Returning your room keys to the front desk
- Cloth over disposable
- Using milk instead of water when mixing Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup
- Mark McGuire's step-brother and his book
- Buying infant and toddler toys new rather than used
- Window seats
- gender
- NCAA basketball games in football stadiums
- straight lines
- guidance counselor's advice
- 3 year General Sociology degrees
- Attending NHL post-game press conferences in person
- Living up to expectations
- TV Guide
- Probiotic yogurt
- 40% of power tools
- The extra protection/warranty
- Tartar control toothpaste
- $2000 mattresses
- Being right