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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Read that palm weird woman! I need to know the future!

Psychic Readings by Amanda

So June and I walked past a psychic's shop on West 51st that was promising $7 palm readings so we jumped. Why not? June went first and was told to stay away from lima beans, her brother Ian, and New Orleans, and I went second and the woman told me this...

I was going to live into my 90's and no disease would touch me...

I was surrounded by obstacles my whole life and continue to be but I tend to overcome them...

I was supposed to be writing, she wondered why I was doing anything else...

I am supposed to be living in California by 2011...

It is important that I help people, not as much for me but for them, they need me to...

We are supposed to have two more children...two boys...

My Mom raised me...

I should never eat Doritos, or hummus...

That last one was obviously a joke. She was pretty great, and the whole thing was way worth $7 each. June got told some awesome stuff too, like how many of you bastards talk behind our backs and then are nice to our faces...Smarten up a$$%oles, 'cause now we're onto you! There'll be hell to pay boyo...hell.

1 Comments:

Blogger kaedejune said...

Just to set the record straight about my reading... nothing about lima beans, or New Orleans, and definitely not anything about my brother... so, Ian, I can still hang around you.

I'm going to live a long, successful and lucky life... she didn't tell me how long I was going to live. I'm probably going to die before Brian.

She saw that I had been away from work for about the last 6 months and a few other things that come with having a baby before I even told her that I had just had a baby! Crazy.

She said I'm not appreciated at work and I'm working in a field I didn't go to school for... right and right!

She saw me doing something medical in school but I didn't finish... again, right and right!

She could see California... hmmm... and as soon as 2011!

She mentioned writing... probably more Brian than me.

She said there's a guy who's name starts with a "J" who is negative in my life.

Apparently there are people that are nice to my face but talk negatively behind my back... not surprised. I just try to be optimistic about people... guess I shouldn't bother.

She asked about Ireland... ?

When she first mentioned children, she said there would be a girl and a boy... but by the end she said there would be two boys! Three kids! Whoa.

She didn't tell me anything about what I should be doing... what a rip off!
... ha... just kidding... she was pretty great... and accurate!

If I had more money, I probably would have gone for more details! Maybe next time.

October 8, 2009 at 11:47 PM  

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