Hey Monkey..where you been?

I woke up this morning with a surprise Zoey squished between us, all snuggled up tight in her pink monkey jammers. My first thought was, "Wow, Monkey in the Middle is probably the worst game ever!" I don't know why I thought that but I did. Who invented that game, 'cause it sucks? It's basically just a game of bullying. Monkey in the Middle is the worst children's game ever invented!

Before I could pontificate too long on the garbage game that "Monkey in the Middle" is, June had the Dave Matthews Band and "Proudest Monkey" drifting out of her computer on the night stand...and then I noticed that June's pajama bottoms were full of monkeys...and just when I was connecting all the dots Counting Crows song "Monkey" from their album "Recovering the Satellites" was drifting through the morning and I realized something...

I'm the monkey in the middle!

Sure I am, constantly back and forth between June and Zo, never quite getting a grip on the game, kinda just bouncing around...

Whoa...this Dad stuff is profound. This game of Monkey in the MIddle is pretty damn good though...of course, it's an amended version. The original still sucks the mustard.