The Zoey Pool Chronicles by Annie Lebowitz (not really)

So this series of pictures, as you know, were not taken by Annie Lebowitz but they are awfully cute, and since we're home from Hawaii and in desperate need of some warm trade wind memories I'm posting them here. BTW...if you are Annie Lebowitz and you read this please don't sue us, okay?


Zedder's bucket hat kills me It's pinned at the back 'cause her squish is so small...


I just wanna know who the classy broad is in the background adjusting her boob?


Zo's favorite time of day was our regular afternoon pool time regardless of her proximity to an ocean...


My top two stranded on a desert island companions...in chronological order...June, then Zoey


These two girls together just kill me...kill me, every time. I close my eyes and see this picture...


Zoey does this "scrunch up her nose" thing now and June always wonders where she learned it...


The most miserable kid on the planet. She really needs to smile a little more often...


This is Zedder's pouting heiress look...I think she's nailed it.


We're gonna teach her to chuck out this look whenever she forgets to do her homework...we'll add the "shrug" and "incredulous apology" part later when she has better core strength and vocabulary.


We like to call her "Grumpy McGrumperson" 'cause she's always such a damn bummer


Everything is a chew toy...EVERYTHING


This is her hard core Zedder look...like she's wailing a mean Eddie Van Halen riff...convincing, I'd say.


Thinking of escape...her Steve McQueen impression minus the leather jacket and extra cool motorcycle


And Mom realizing that the Steve McQueen analogy wasn't that far off...