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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Rarrr's in Love...That Little Pink Hosebag

Rarrr meets a nice Hawaiian girl

So we go off to Ala Moana today and what happens? Rarrr picks up. Seriously...the tramp. He goes and grabs himself this sweet little local girl. She's all brown and curvy, talks all sweet and plays real coy with him. They kinda look a lot alike though, at least that's what June and I thought. Apparently she's moving back home with us so I hope we have no immigration problems. Looks like this family is getting bigger by the minute. We'll avoid putting them in the same bag together or else we'll get home with some little plush "Hapa" babies on the way. June thinks it's sweet...I think that Rarrr is a little pink hosebag. Trashy little Domo. She seems nice though. I like her, I just wonder what she's thinkin' pickin' up with a guy like Rarrr.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you been injecting the local cane sugars or are you just a friend of F'in Randy?

August 13, 2009 at 12:29 AM  
Blogger Brian DeWagner said...

Both...I get a deal on the cane sugar BECAUSE I'm friends with that f#%kin' Randy guy. He's huge out here...da kine hockey guru fo real brah...

August 13, 2009 at 2:01 AM  

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