Cousins are By Far The Most Interesting People I Know
Zo got to hang out with her cousins Brent, Avery and Spaz-boy yesterday...not for very long because we didn't get there until late but it was long enough for the four of them to bond, and the perfect amount of time for Reece to imprint his freakness on her brain.
A quick cousin summary...
Brent a.k.a. Beezer - Headed to high school, gaming zombie, the Marquis de Sade if you asked his brother and sister...really cool hair.
Avery - Zoey's future babysitter and travel companion...We will likely help put her through college and fly her many places all in the name of Zedsitting.
Reece - THE most dangerous kid on earth, probably the future bane of Zoey's existence...and weird, REALLY weird.
Zo seems pretty smitten with Avery...quite interested in Reece...and very studious of Beezer. She seemed to have a blast with her splashing and screaming cousins and who wouldn't, everyone loves screams and splashes. Everyone's quite excited for when she can splash and scream with equal skill and confidence...when pool's don't need to be 84 degrees and when her cousin Reece can't possibly drown her with his unbridled affection and reckless Michael Phelpsishness.
Reece probably has the highest probability for getting Zo into trouble. Brent is too old and won't be chillin' with Zo all that much. Avery is much too motherly, and far too concerned with actually NOT getting into trouble, but Reece...oh Reece. Besides being closest to Zo in age he's also a ticking time bomb of dangerous energy, a damn the consequences kind of kid. Be afraid Zo...be very afraid.