So tonight while bouncing between the Cavs-Magic game and 30 Rock while also sweating profusely on a stationary bike I heard just about the greatest thing I've ever heard and it came from the mouth of the infamous Jack Donaghy. That's right, Jack Donaghy. I'm slowly learning that the whole world would be a better place if we just listened to Jack Donaghy more.

So just as I'm digesting this notion (and getting a leg cramp) I hear the best combination of three words I've ever heard, well, excluding when my buddy JP used to say, "dirty sum b!t@h"...Jack Donaghy, the great Jack Donaghy said that he'd been hiding behind "sex and awesomeness" all his life. Sex and awesomeness!? Isn't that the greatest thing ever?

What does this have to do with Zoey? Well, nothing. I did Photoshop Rarrrrrr into that photo with Alec Baldwin though. That's kind of something Zoey-esque, isn't it? Not really I guess. I mostly just wanted to tell you that if you don't listen to what Jack Donaghy has to say you're going straight to hell.

In case you're not cool with a post that has nothing to do with Zoey or with me telling you that your ignorance could cause you eternal damnation, here's a random adorable photo of the Zedder sleeping...please forgive me my enthusiastic distractions from my daughter.



There...happy?