If it ain't "times two" then it ain't Gerrified...No, no, no!
We got ourselves a nice hotel...it isnt The Plaza in NYC but the Holiday Inn - Downtown Kansas City, Aladdin is pretty great! It's all retro'd up and looking mint. The place is on the historic register and it's about a 5 minute walk to the games. We liked the place the minute we checked in and they offered us champagne...but we REALLY liked it when we tried to shower and discovered that our shower had been Gerrified!
That's right...two shower heads! Total and undisputed Gerrification....Don't believe us? Slip on over to the Partridge homestead on Running Creek Dr. in Wallaceburg...pretend you're getting your pants hemmed, and then ask to use the crapper. Mihoko will kindly point you down the hall and when you close the door check out the shower...yup, that's right...shower heads x 2. Gerrified.
Just when we were missing home a little we go to get wet and end up waist deep in Gerrification. Awesome! Just awesome!