Who are you...who, who...who, who...

Sorry about the poor musical reference for a title but it seemed appropriate as we're really just waiting around for Elli to arrive. There's something like nine days left if we're measuring things according to the due date, which of course we must otherwise WTF is up with a due date? We're prepared for now but aware of later and are rolling with it. My new theory of livability for 2009 is to embrace uncertainty...not prepare for it necessarily, although that would likely be wise, but to embrace it. So, you know, enjoy the who knows shrugfest of life...That's about as close to resolutions as I get.

The latest on June's bump...

It's bigger...
We took lots of cool pics of it...
It's starting to annoy June...
She grunts a lot more at night during the new tossing and turning game we play...
I caught her waddling a little today...and she said something about it before I could...
Stretch marks have appeared ever so lightly, and ever so minutely, above Junie's belly button...well, former belly button...
We've formally ditched all prospects of any pre-natal class/lesson type junk...what's the point now and well, shrug...
For fun I've officially called the strain in June's crotchal region "crotcheritus,"to my relief now she does too...
We've scooped some more baby goodness from friends and summarily have to purchase less...big sigh.
I saw my first electric breast pump today and it scared the sh!t out of me...
We're going to see Gran Torino tonight and if June's water breaks she'll have to call a cab.

How's that for an update?

We'll post our lovely new photographs when we get back from Dirty Harrydom...wooohoooooooooooo! And to cut you off before you start yapping we're well aware that we should enjoy going out to the movies while you can because when the baby comes it'll all change.. Sod off! How original of you. Now go and parade your superior perspectives and experience on people who might actually consider them such. We're going to see Clint Eastwood make derogatory comments about Asian people. June's pumped (that reference is in no way connected to the aforementioned breast pump torture contraption I saw earlier today)!