Uncle Scotty Loves Him Some Slayer...Kinda

This isn't really my cousin Scotty...but if he was a kinda scarey and skungy mad, mad Slayer fan...waaay out of shape and more inclined to facial hair, bad tattoos, and awful, embarrassing, 1985-esque sunglasses he might look a little like this.

It really has nothing to do with anything I just thought it was kinda funny...kinda...maybe not really...but kinda.